...Random Things I Hate

By Ms. Dirty Laundry

• Football season. SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE THE GIRLS SUPPOSED TO WATCH...
• When you bite into a yellow jelly belly and think it is Pina Colada and get Buttered Popcorn.
• When you bite into a white jelly belly and think it is Coconut and get another fucking Buttered Popcorn. DON'T THE FUCKING JELLY PEOPLE REALIZE THAT PEOPLE LIKE PINA COLADA AND COCONUT WAY MORE THAN BUTTERED POPCORN!
• People who apologize for no reason...all the time. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!