Showing posts with label Snow Bunny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snow Bunny. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Rubbernecker

There is a particular person's blog that I read, not on a regular basis whatsoever, but whenever I really feel the need to ANNOY myself- I read their blog. It never fails to irritate me. Ever. I do not know WHY I do it! It is honestly the blog-reading equivalent of rubbernecking and turning your head to look at a car accident as you drive by! Only this is WORSE than rubbernecking to look at an accident because this blog is not informative, interesting, gory, funny or otherwise entertaining! It is just ANNOYING!

Now, since I am obviously pro free-speech and all I obviously don't comment on this person's blog and tell them how much I hate their writing... because, honestly, it has been done before. I just don't understand WHY I feel the need to read it! WHY!? Why does this person SUCK SO BAD!! Why is everything they write quite possibly the STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD/READ!?!

Uggghhh... OH... and the whole reason I am writing this in the first place: One of my most ENORMOUS pet peeves is people who beg for comments on their blogs (or myspace for that matter)... Now I am not at ALL dissing people who are asking for advice or anything like that, but this person full on posted a blog saying "PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS! I WANT COMMENTS" boo hooo sniffle snuff! If you wrote something worth READING maybe people would leave you some dang comments!! OR NOT! Who knows!?!

Ok then. Just had to get that off my chest.

Monday, August 27, 2007

...Skank Bitch SHIT

Posted By: Snow Bunny

In my office there is a particularly vulgar person that has recently began working in our call center. She is MUCH older than the rest of the girls that work there (she is probably in her mid-to-late 40's while the rest of the girls are EASILY under 25)... she is uneducated (BIG TIME), wears completely inappapropriate clothing (think old fat and wrinkly wearing something more well suited for someone young, fit, and HOT and GOING TO A CLUB), she has No MANNERS, no professionalism, no skills and is just dumb as a rock. Ignorant as all hell and sooo annoying.

Example #1: My sister works in the same room as this person, and one day my sister was having a conversation with their supervisor about how ignorant people sometimes think that just because a person is black and doesn't speak English that they must speak some kind of African language, when in fact, black people exhist all OVER the world and speak all KINDS of languages... Well, Ms. ANNOYING hears my sister say this and then goes into their MANAGER's office and tells him that my sister is racist and says that "All Black People Come from Africa" when in fact, my sister was saying the OPPOSITE. So my sister gets called into the manager's office along with her supervisor and they both get asked about the comments they made and of course the defend themselves and it all blows over... but COME ON! What is the woman thinking?! What a freaking pot-stirring bitch! Now the one black woman in their office is all pissed off and thinks she can sue the company because my sister makes racist comments (more ignorance) and my sister now wants to quit and I think this is all ridiculous.

Example #2: I am in my office on the phone with my insurance company. I notice that someone from Milwaukee is calling me and I send it to my voicemail as I cannot interrupt my phone call because I am giving this woman important personal information... So Ms. ANNOYING comes over to my office door out of the blue and just stands there... I tell her I will be a few minutes. So instead of her going away and coming back when I am off the phone, she just STANDS THERE for like 5 minutes staring at me while I am giving out all of my personal information and credit card info and shit... UGH! Then when I am off the phone all she says is that she has an angry customer on her line... I'm like "Thanks I will pick him up." Like WHAT THE FUCK!? Could she NOT just tell him that I was on the phone and he would need to leave a message and I would call him right back? I understand that he was mad, but so fucking what?! Sometimes I can't drop what I am doing- not even for an angry customer and SERIOUSLY HOW RUDE IS IT TO STAND THERE AND LISTEN TO SOMEONE IN THEIR OFFICE WHO IS ON A PERSONAL PHONE CALL!??? She is so NOT classy... ugh.. I hate her! I seriously hope she gets fired.

Example 3: She goes into the break room in our office and talks LOUDLY on the phone about this guy she knows that just got out of prison and who is calling her friend and stalking her and on and on and on about his probation this and drug addiction that... Umm NOT APPROPRIATE CONVERSATION WHEN PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU! If you need help, ASK but don't be calling your meth-addict friends to tell them about your man-troubles in a NOT-SECRETIVE VOICE! Mmm -KAY?

Get me the fuck out of here!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

.....should have RAMMED THEM!

By SnowBunny

So, about an hour ago I am happily driving to lunch, the windows rolled down, the wind in my hair, the radio playing a catchy tune when ALLOFASUDDEN the car (a little teeny tiny mini- car of some kind- I didn't even recognize the brand) in the left lane turns across the right lane that I am in and slams on their brakes! Right there in the middle of the road! I then slam on my brakes so hard I stall my car and come literally within millimeters of slamming into them. I literally went from 40mph to 0 with about 10 feet of stopping space. My seatbelt choked up on me and now I have a bruise on my lower right abdomen.
As soon as this happened I laid on my horn as hard as I could and sat there in shock as the little car then swerved into the Wells Fargo parking lot to our right and then sped through to the other side and stopped, like they were looking at me. By now cars are swerving around slamming on their brakes to avoid me and I am STARING at this mini car across the parking lot thinking: Oh my God!! I just want to drive over there and RUN YOU OVER with my TRUCK! My honest-to-God instinct was to drive after them, get out of my car and beat the shit out of them!! I wanted to scream at them for almost causing a collision that could have killed someone (mainly I am thinking about my baby since I am currently pregnant). Not to mention the fact that had I not reacted so quickly my car could EASILY have totalled their little piece of tin!
Instead I got my truck started back up and drove to the store where I bought a pint of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and then took it back to my office and ate it . I now realize that the best thing to do was just to keep driving since nobody was hurt- instead of getting myself into a situation with some possible CRAZY drug addict people that couldn't DRIVE!! Ugh I swear it was almost like they did it on purpose though!
But seriously! I wanted to KILL THEM!! Or at least seriously maim them! Rip their arms off and beat them over the head with the bloody stumps! Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!!

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